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SUPERMIE

NORMIE SUPERNORMIE

From shift worker to city saver. Proof that even the most ordinary guy can become legendary.

SUPERMIE: a tired guy in a red work cap, wearing a blue hero suit with a red cape, glowing gold SO TIRED

Time card

NAME: SUPERMIEROLE: CREW NORMIE
06:00Clocked in. Smiled once.
11:30Lunch rush. 412 orders. No cape.
17:45Ice cream machine fixed. Nobody clapped.
21:59Mopped. Thought about destiny.
22:00CLOCKED OUT. CAPE ON.
22:01City saved. Bears smashed. Still wearing the cap.
LEGENDARY

Tonight's damage report

KA-BOOM! Two weeks' notice: delivered
9,999Bears smashed
1Workplace (he quit)
0Sick days taken
SUPERMIE flying over a night city with his cape glowing